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LORD POLONIUS
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HAMLET
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LORD POLONIUS
What a treasure had he, my lord?
HAMLET
Why,
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LORD POLONIUS
[Aside]
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HAMLET
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First Player
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HAMLET
I heard thee speak me a speech once, but it was
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